Gangstas like to break the law; like, they like to run red lights."
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"I wish Zoot! was evil, and he'd have scary eyes... and an Afro."
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Ben: "Don't go in there, don't go in there, I'm warning you... if you do I'll rip your nipples off."
Me: "Ben, are you threatening the cat?"
Ben: "No, I'm talking to Clara."
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John and I watched him at dinner tonight, trying to play rock, paper, scissors with himself. He kept coming up with scissors on both hands. Doh!
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