Thursday, August 14, 2008

Goddamn birds

There is a bird outside in my shrubbery emitting a single high-pitched "Cheap" every 3-5 seconds. I want to kill it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it must be in your DNA. This comment is reminiscent of grandma Johnson, and the "GD birds wake me up in the morning."!

ma

MLB said...

Remember I was at your house napping and a bird was doing that? I went outside and he appeared to be stuck on the chain link fence. I took a stick and dislodged it's foot and it fell on the ground and never moved again. The neighbor kid (around 6 years old) looked at me and deadpanned "You kilt 'im" and walked away.
It was very surreal.